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July 09, 2009

Yes, we should remember. But we don't.

A few weeks ago, I invented this. In my mind, I mean. I was driving and thinking, Wouldn't it be great if I could get an email reminding me when I was going to fall headlong into the PMS Pool of Irrational and Unattractive so that I wouldn't have to panic every month? Then I thought, EVERYBODY NEEDS THIS and then I start writing the business plan. It was only going to take a small bank loan to get the thing off the ground.

Then I found out that somebody else thought of it.

This happens to me a lot.

There's a HITCH though, because the Somebodys who thought of it are apparently of the non-PMS-experiencing persuasion. That is, they're a bunch of somebody's boyfriends. And they've devised their site as a sort of Weapon of Mass Self-Defense. As in, "Find out when your girlfriend's PMS-in so you'll know why she's such a hag!" and "Don't be caught off guard!" and "Dude--know you'll why she's just that way!" 

Well, that's my translation.Here's their actual pitch:

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I find this both highly annoying--and yes, I have Bonafide PMS as I write this and they would say that's why I find it so annoying but that is NOT why I find it annoying because if they were actually women they would know that you're never annoyed during your pre-bleed days by things that wouldn't normally completely annoy you it's just that you're actually able to SAY how annoyed you are and to FEEL more deeply than usual what you would otherwise already feel and it's not because we're hormonal that we feel these things we would feel them anyway.

Let's just say that PMS Buddy is not my buddy. . . plus I'm afraid of the junk mail I might get if I sign up.

But I need a reminder because every month I have a tiny little self-reflective breakdown about why I am the way I am. And to actually remember that this is hormonally induced would be terribly helpful.


For reals.

July 05, 2009

One Something A Day: Week One.

So, I've decided to make one something every day. 

My buddy and I are planning on having a booth at a local craft fair next month, and if I'm going to have anything on the table, I've got to get to it. Right now when I look at my big fat thrifted stash of fabric, all I see is gardening aprons, so I've been pumping them out.

Monday:
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(fabric: one state of Oklahoma tea towel, stash sea blue cotton, somebody's jeans)

Tuesday:
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(fabric: one stash striped tea towel scrap, stash orange cotton with dandellion star, somebody's jeans)

Wednesday (swerved away from the gardening aprons and over to frankensteining some vintage placements)

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(fabric: two 70's quilted spice placements, one ruffled brown placemat for pocket, stash brown cotton, brown ric rac)

Thursday (finally made a kiddo apron out of a vintage circus placemat I've had):

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(fabric: one vintage cotton circus placemat, candy striped cotton, fat yellow bias trim, yellow ric rac)

Friday:
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(fabric: one olive linen scrap,  the rest of that beautiful deep teal upholstery scrap, somebody's jeans)

Saturday:

It was 4th of July. I watched a parade, rode my bike a lot and ate a lot of tri tip. And saw fireworks. 

I'll keep you posted on Week 2 of One Something a Day. Promise.

July 02, 2009

The ways in which I am not like Caroline Ingalls but wish I were.

1) Smiling. The woman was always smiling. I think she might have smiled through labor in the back of a wagon if they'd taken the camera in there. She always pulled off Beautiful Indignance. I don't remember any Irrational Crabbiness.

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2) Warm Voice. I think she sounded tender even when she was calico-whippingly mad. There was no like, "Girls, supper's ready so go wash your hands at the well and get Carry off the roof and tell Albert to stop slapping that mule's butt. Right now. I mean it. Girls? Girls! Right now!  . . . I don't care if the water basin's frozen and Carrie thinks she can fly and the mule stepped on Laura's home-grown fledgling okra plant, wash your damn hands." Nope. Just, "Supper's ready girls" and then they all came down the ladder like a little calico waterfall and sat at the table with their gi-normous wooden stew-eating spoons. And closed their eyes when they prayed.


3) Always Thankful for Charles. I mean, with the tight, pocket-less pants how could she have concentrated long enough to get mad about the mud he must had drug into the kitchen with his boots?

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4) Maintaining a Reputation for Kindness While Seriously Hating Mrs. Olsen. I feel like I'm at risk of losing my reputation for decency all the time if people find out how much I hate the constant line of Mrs. Olsen's who seem to drip through my parenting life declaring their children's perfection and my children's, um, wild averageness. Yes. Go ahead and say it. You don't think of me as somebody who HAS  reputation for decency. I knew it. See?

5) Bottom line: always pretty. Sorry, but even when her hair was in that lame-ice-skating competitor bun and she had just tilled a field behind a mule, she was striking, as I remember. Lovely.

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(Though I have to say there's nothing like a quick Google Images search to really ruin a perfectly good reflection on a 70's family show and the use of the word lovely.)

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But there are these things we do share:

1) Enough food in the house. Usually. Even when Doc drops by after tending to Old Man Whoever and his gout/croup/weepy leg the stew can be thinned a little if another friend shows up (though I don't particularly remember the episode where she slopped off to the well for water to thin the stew). 

2) A penchant for cooking in cast iron. After this last camping trip, I am sure that if I set up a tripod in my fireplace I would enjoy making dinner every night WAY more than I do right now. 

3) A readiness to love whoever shows up. I don't mean in that extra-place-setting-for-dinner sort of way that I mentioned above. I mean in the adopt-Albert sort of way. I think Caroline had it right when she said things to Charles like, "Charles, the Good Lord has given us the boy." Okay, so she never said that, but don't you remember how ready she seemed? Okay, I'm not as ready as she is. But I'd say I want to live like that.

Well, now I have fallen into sentimental reflective blather. And now you know that I've always wanted to be Caroline Ingalls. Don't lie, you wanted to be Carol or Ginger or Maryann or Daphne or that sarcastic red-headed lady that was Valerie Bertonelli's mom. Or Hot Lips Hoolihan. That's who you wanted to be, huh? 

July 01, 2009

Made One for Myself.

A gardening apron. Here are the action shots:

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I have now lost my mind cutting off the loops of all the old jeans I'm using and adding LOOPS to everything. Dangit. When I say lost my mind I simply mean that if you entered my house right now wearing jeans, I would ask you to please take your pants off so that I could cut them up to use to make gardening aprons. I am otherwise perfectly sane. Though I do have three children, so there's that low marking on my sanity-ometer.

I liked the comment that Anne V. left on the last post with another good idea for loops too. I've got them here as tool loops--she's suggested them for actual belt loops for the ties (would not ever have occurred to me to use belt loops for belt loops--another ding on the sanity-ometer). 

Like I said last time, go make yourself one. I'm the happiest plant-waterer in my neighborhood.

June 28, 2009

Gardening Apron. You need one.

So I made this gardening apron for a sweet friend and it's turned out to be one of my favorite aprons ever. C'mon. How cute is it anyways? Yeesh.

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It's, of course, made from just scraps, really. The main panel is from a seriously-old piece of oil-cloth-ish material I thrifted; the ties are still-yet more fabric from my re-do of the army parachute pants; and the pockets are off a pair of my son's blown-out jeans.

So I've put together a how-to so that everybody can share in the gardening apron good times. Just click over here: Easy Peasy Gardening Apron.

I've made a small stack of gardening aprons (like this one for my friend who really wants to be a flower farmer) from that wonderful book A is For Apron--which, if you don't already own or haven't checked out from the library yet, you really should. It's loads of fun. 

I've liked them, but found the pocket trickier than somebody just starting to sew would probably want to mess with. And I'm partial to the wrap-around-the-front tie. And also, I like to cut up and re-use clothes. So, this is my version. Kudos to the other one too. 

Plus--how fun is it to use old jeans? Especially in a way that maybe doesn't scream I USED OLD JEANS (which is always my beef about projects that use old jeans.) This little number is the perfect storm of Refashion and Scrap Use, my two favorite Sewing Categories.

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Go make one, eh?

June 26, 2009

Proof That We Went Camping.

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June 15, 2009

We're off.

Heading for some bliss in the Sierras--going to spend the next week camping together. Hoping to do lots more of this (like we did on our first camp-orama a couple of weeks ago):

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Am taking along a wonderful stack of refashioned t's and skirts as part of my super-cheap-super-hip camping wardrobe and am just going to wish I had a solar-powered sewing machine with me so that I could make more things into other things. How fun would sewing-under-the-trees be? Dangit.

P.S. If you've thought about going off the retail grid for a short stretch, Wardrobe Refashion is in a sign-up window right now. Check it out.

June 13, 2009

I did this to a Turtleneck.

I really like the fabric, so I cut it up. I turned this: 

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into this:


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and then, best of all, this...
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(What else do you do with the turtle part?)

But I won't lie. I did kind of a crummy job. The stretchy lycra-ish tshirt fabric cardigan is completely wonkified. And while I'm tempted to wear it anyway and just look confident, I know I shouldn't. So I'm annoyed. Am hoping my refashioning friends give me some tips. I tend to love to sew with impossibly slippery, stretch fabrics. Sigh.

And all of this is really just proof that I'm cutting things up and sewing them together. (Here is my current Ready To Refashion basket.)

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But it speaks more to my frankensteining tendencies than it does to gobs of success--I'm destroying about half of what I'm going at. Have supremely botched at least 47.8% of the perfect-to-tailor t's I'm finding for 2 bucks at thrift stores.

I'm GOING to write up some sort of magical tutorial for tailoring t's. So far I found this and I like it, but I have a manic fear of pins, so I'm working on some sort of magical measure + add diy pattern somethingish tutorial thing. 

And yes, having a manic fear of pins when you like to sew is like having a manic fear of water when you like to surf, but I don't want to talk about it.

June 11, 2009

Let's talk about Art and Saying.

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First, everybody show know about what my friend Anthony is doing with found car parts. His work makes our use of that much-loved upcycle term we like to throw around seem really not quite all it could be. I like the word of Re-Make. Or maybe with have to go with Calvin's Transmogrify

I'm thinking about him in part today because I'm still chewing on that How do you have time for that? question that I was kicking around last week--and that some of you were bitchin enough to kick around with me--and I see Anthony and his family living the Making Life that I keep talking about. Being near them this year has cheered me on to keep at my own Making. And we've had some great conversations about what art is supposed to do. What it's for.

So, I'm going to live on the edge and offer up a piece I wrote a few years ago about the poetry writing that I've done for many years. I'm just going to paste in the big fat document. And if you don't write poems but you do make quilts or tote bags or re-make old shirts into new dresses or like to glue bottle tops to things or find yourself carving wood or building renaissance palaces out of sand or knitting things with tiny thread, then you get this question too. Just substitute your own Making for the word poetry. Here it is . . .

What Is Poetry For?

About ten years ago I went unsuspectingly to my mailbox and found an acceptance letter for my first published poem with a check for $50 dollars--and, in the same stack, a letter from the IRS telling me I owed $500 dollars in back taxes. (What, exactly, they thought they were taxing is still a mystery to me, as I was a two-part-time job/living-on-student-loans graduate student at the time.) Questions of taxability aside, this was the moment I first asked the question: “What is poetry for?”

Stay with me. I’m about to talk about something you think you know about completely. I’m thinking of the Inuit people—all of their 7 gajillion words for ice. A well-studied linguist will tell you that all those words are a true proof of the ever-changing, always-adapting nature of language.

I say that’s not all. I say those really not 7 gajillion but 200 words for ice (or 15 if you’re some guy from the University of Texas—but 15 is still more than we’ve got and if you ask me the guy is a linguistic pessimist). I say all those words are the proof of the thing that drives the poet--Saying.

I don’t marvel that Eskimos had lots to say about ice. I do marvel that they kept trying to say and didn’t stop after ten or 12 words. They kept saying: ice that’s melted, ice that’s melted and refrozen, slippery ice, stinging ice, slushy ice, powdery ice, squared ice, ice with flavoring,  the shiny thing about ice that makes you squint, the hot-coldness of ice on your tongue. They just kept at it because there was so much to say about ice. That passel of words is a tribute to Saying.

And more than an indicator of how much there was to say (because they could compound the pieces of their language in a way that English doesn’t let us, so they could describe intricate differences with a single—maybe really long, but still single, word) those 15 essences or roots of that one word ice that turned themselves into those 200 words make me think they wanted to keep saying. They wanted to keep saying about something that was in front of them in every direction they looked—under their feet, out along the horizon, over their sheltered heads at night , in their tea, between their toes if they weren’t so lucky, somewhere a couple of layers of warm fur down below their backs as they slept—all around.

I’m no linguist, but I say they kept talking about ice because it kept being around.

I know how they felt. I’m looking under my feet, out along the horizon, over my head at night, in my tea, between my toes, below my back as I sleep—and I’m saying. I’m just going to keep saying. Because the ice of my life just won’t melt. So I have to keep saying.

I hear the voice of my writer friends in my ear as I write: “Are you saying that the end-quality of the poem is only a secondary consideration to the poet’s experience of writing it?—that a bad poem is as good as a good poem?

Well, of course I’m not saying that. I keep working to write good poems so that I believe them myself. Saying is only as good as it is believable. When I say my life, I hear my life; when I hear my life, I start to believe that it’s all real.

 And that’s what poetry is for, if you ask me. Not the said—the Saying.

June 08, 2009

Winner! (Another one.)

Lucky #23 gets the orange polyester prize. Everybody high five her. She's got real tote bag style now. Happy Tote Bag Style. A happy somebody at 2 hippos is the lucky tote-er.

And if you didn't win, don't feel sad. Like I keep saying. Just make one.

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And this, of course, is in big celebration of SEWN, the all-new, all-terrific website. (Which is supposed to be up and ready to be clicked later this week--Tuesday or Wednesday-ish they're saying. Hey--it's up and running! And I have to say: nifty. Go check it out.) I would like to add that it is now my favorite sewing site because I actually won something too. A pattern from here. Score!