Drop Pin from little sister: "At Shwanky Hotel" [accompanied by instagram pic of mai tai with tiny umbrella that a worker has written her first name on in glitter paint made from organic monkeys]
Drop Pin from me: "Home, Morro Bay"
This does not say enough, people. It just. doesn't. say. enough.
I need a drop pin functionality that can say:
Kitchen, Morro Bay. Still Standing Up.
Garage, Morro Bay. Trying to Find Pathway Through Garage to Washing Machine.
Garage, Morro Bay. Waiting on Washing Machine Repairman.
Bathroom, Morro Bay. Looking for Clorox Wipes.
Bathroom, Morro Bay. Wiping Toilet.
Kitchen, Morro Bay. Heating Something.
I think that there is a possibility that the only way that facebook could actually offer me this funcitonality is if I were willing to have a chip implanted in my head that a satellite could track. So I am considering it. I might have to sign a waver, of course.
In response to my recent other declaration of the insufficiencies of technology, I have recently created these Pinterest Boards:
Happy Truth Telling. Implants optional.