[trust me, you don't wanna pic.]
I have a Yuletide need. Please don't get me lotion. I just need a Bra Cloner.
Me--And All Of You But You Won't Admit It: I love this bra. I need four more just like it so that I can stop wearing it when it's all sweaty and sad looking.
The World: Just go back to the store and buy another one just like it.
Me: Um. That's Impossible. I've tried. Haven't you seen all those other bras in my drawer?
The World: [speechless and doubtful, secretly believing I just haven't looked hard enough, secretly believing that I am high needs and that I could just buy a bra kiiiiiinnnddaaa like the one I love. Not getting my yuletide need at all.]
I just need a Bra Cloning Device. The CIA prob already has one built. It's just a matter of waiting for the thing to hit China and it'll probably show up in the dollar store someday.
I'm waiting. If you find one on ebay, please do purchase it for me.
Thank you. Merry Christmas.
P.S. OH--also for Christmas could someone do all that mending I said I was going to do? Thanks.