I didn't invite her, ya'll.
There I was: after having cleaned my house like the Queen of Somewhere was visiting, I was shooting pics. (We're renting our house out on an occasional weekend to vacation renters these days, so I was taking pics to show all the potential visitors how Truly Clean & Lovely our house has become #fiinally #ittookstrangerscoming #airbnb #betterlinensthanweuse).
And I was clicking away at the kitchen, when she appeared. . .
She galloped up, begging to be included in the shots.
And I was all, "Um, Barbie. #1 you're Doll Naked, which is not acceptable on a vacation rental website and #2 you know you'll come with us when we go, so including you would be False Advertising.
She was all, "Whateve. Just shoot me."
So I did.
Who dares me to include this photo in my rental listing?