Here's how the story starts: We're camping with friends--like really, really old friends. The kind of friends who you can guffaw at.
So we're heading to the river for Group Splashing and Cheese Intake and Overall Good Times and some of this:
And I say, "Do anyone have a picnic blanket?" And he says. "Sure. I've got one right here." And then proceeds to pull from the back of his car an almost-exact replica of a rainbow bedsheet that I had in 7th grade for my waterbed.
Um. Rainbow sheet? I say.
No--I bought this at the Black Sea when I was traveling Europe-wise and I take it everywhere. He says.
To which I say, I don't care if you bought it in the Republic Formerly Known as Prince, it's a 70's sheet.
He was internally bothered, but I know him and I know that secretly he just loves to riff about things like ugly picnic blankets, so there was no River Picnic Tension or anything. But I definitely left with a Plan: He needs a new picnic blanket. His (new) wife DEFINITELY needs a new picnic blanket. So I started making this--a polyester-topped, denim-bottomed faux-quilted picnic blanket:
Here's the rub, though: it began as a fairly easy-to-swallow color scheme (something that even a person who doesn't dream about old polyester color combos could love) and then as I began construction, it was really clear that I had to use more fabric and--because as you know, I am working with SCRAPS here, people--I had to add another color to just get Ground Coverage for the thing. And for me it had to be pink. The pink, though, has bumped it up a Funk Notch. And I may have entered the Oh Thanks For the Gift That You Should Have Given Yourself stratosphere.
Plus the truth is that I like it so much that I don't think I can give it away.
PLUS I realized about 23% into the project my friend actually LIKES his Black Sea Rainbow Sheet and probably doesn't even really need this Picnic Quilt-Et.
The Part about the Blanket
Picnic Blankets like these rough-backed ones are the best because of their sturdy backs and the happy soft tops. This one has a mostly-denim weight back with a strip of vintage sheet just for softness (and because my denim-weight scrap wasn't big enough.)
A good friend who sews faster and smarter than Martha herself (there: I said it) gave me one of these as a wedding gift. And we've used the heck out of the thing. But it's a little worn and sad looking after 12 years.
This particular project moved from Picnic Blanket to Picnic Quilt-et the moment I had to decide whether I was going to sew the thing together with the rightsides facing in and flip it back out and topstitch the edges OR stitch it all together with the rightsides facing out and then BIND the edges. And as you know, I love to bind things with old polyester and the thought of the happy lemon yellow edge that I could add to this thing made my heart sing like those Cinderella birds had shown up on my ledge, so the Picnic Blanket became something much closer to a Quilt-et at that very moment.
Today I'm doing a little fast and dirty quilting in the smaller blocks to make the thing stick together.
I'll give you the heads up when the binding goes on. I'm feeling confident that the cartoon birds will show up for you then too.
Do you all have these Picnic Blanket thingies in your life already? Am I completely 15 minutes ago here? Totally 1993? Maybe this is like when I started telling everybody in 2006 that mini skirts really aren't tacky.